"He's like one of us - very down to earth," said Amanda Hutchinson, a deceased voter originally from nineteenth century New Hampshire. "Me and most of my friends will be voting for him on Nov. 2 - as many times as we can." Hutchinson, speaking through official Democratic campaign channelers, explained that this will be her first time voting since passing away, and noted that "all the rhetoric from Bush has made a lot of us turn over in our graves. Now it's time to bury him."" -- Hat tip to Sanity Defense